Omaha Beach (audio)

Jesse reads his poem, "Omaha Beach," from the collection Don't Tell Me Trees Don't Talk.

Hear Ye and Harken - Another Kind of Fire Rages in the West (audio)

Jesse reads his poem, "Hear Ye and Harken - Another Kind of Fire Rages in the West ," from the collection Don't Tell Me Trees Don't Talk.

Montana Young (audio)

Jesse reads his poem, "Montana Young," from the collection Don't Tell Me Trees Don't Talk.

Q. I know what a “wild pitch” is in baseball. Is there such a thing as a tame pitch?

A. There is. A tame pitch occurs when a southpaw takes off his glove and throws the ball with his right hand. Vice versa for a northpaw. A pitcher throws with his opposite hand when he either 1) has sprained his pitching wrist, 2) is acting up like a wise-acre, or 3) has been given the wrong hormone shot.