Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The Cougar and the Cowboy

A modern reckless cowboy behind the wheel, driving too fast for a long turn in the road, veered—it seemed—and struck a cougar, well off the highway, a proud, erect puma standing on the shoulder.  Maybe in the gloaming the slightly drunken driver did not see.  Then again, the gleaming eyes ahead may have fixed and fascinated him rather than the headlights hypnotizing the lion, as happens famously to deer and elk. Or, never fully drunk, his mind not so dim, did the careening driver merely find enticing that intractable and noble cat, the regal hulk staring in the lowering dark, and did he drive at the eyes, aiming, not veering, in stark acceleration—a compulsion he neither fathomed nor resisted?

When he came to court, he asked, contrite, “Your Honor, what’ll I get for that?” standing before the bench, wondering about himself in the clear light of the next day, nervously rolling his Bailey hat.
The Judge said, “Nothing,” lightly scratching his furrowed brow. “We took the bounty off them varmints thirty years ago.”

Moral: If animals could plead and sue, we wouldn’t get away with what we do.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Two Wild Pigs

Two wild pigs, one who knew it all and another who didn’t, approached a strange new mud hole.

“Let’s go,” said the first, “it looks great.”

“I don’t know,” said the other, “I just don’t know.”

“What’s there to know?” asked the first. “This pool is big and slimy, so-o-o inviting. I’m itching all over and need a mud bath. Let’s go!”

All the other one said was, still, “I don’t know. Let’s talk. Remember about the poisonous mushrooms?”

“Let’s stop all this palaver,” said the first, “and just jump in, beneath that luscious mud. I’m gonna flop and wallow.”

“I don’t know, it looks funny. Too tan, too bubbly. Maybe we should throw something in.”
“What are you talking? A mud-hole is a mud-hole,” said the other. His mite-strewn back made him antsy, he was straining to wade and rub, doubly eager to take the plunge. “Let’s just go! I know for sure it’ll do us good.”

“The last time you were sure was with those dogs, those lion-hounds.”

“Oh, those—I didn’t realize they hated hogs, too.”

“You lost half your tail before we got away.”

“Never mind all that, jimminy creepers! Let’s jump right in this shallow pool.”

“I don’t know.”

“Well, I know...and here I go,” and he did—you could say he swan-dived, but he wasn’t a swan, and he hit that pool and swiftly sank from view (because, of course, it was record-breaking quicksand that sucked him under) and he was gone.

The other stood there; what could he do? The all-knowing other pig, his friend, disappeared directly in that slick. He lay now, in all his certainty, somewhere at the bottom of that quagmire. The live one stayed a long moment, then turned and left.

Moral: Follow the one who doesn’t know so much, because he knows enough not to follow the one who knows it all.

Monday, February 18, 2013

The Lesser Pink Flamingo

The Lesser Pink Flaming raises a question when descending in mass flushed convention at an African lake. Settled into million-birded congestion, how does any single one find enough to eat? And it makes you wonder, viewing that expanse of algae and watercress swarmed over in such numbers: if this aviary species is called less, what in all the world–is more?

Moral: Men who are extravagant out in nature are the same in nomenclature. 

Fables by an American & other works

Over the coming months, Mr. Bier has agreed to let me release excerpts from his work "Fables by an American." I'll also be putting up several of his shorter reflections. The first of these, "The Lesser Pink Flamingo," is a short piece; a quick observation with a moral tacked on the end. It's reminiscent of prose poetry, but with a flare that is uniquely Mr. Bier's.

Enjoy and watch for insight from the man himself! 

Thursday, February 7, 2013

An Interview with Jesse Bier



Fly-fishing, War – Where Two Stories Meet On Rivers

In your short-story, "Incident On The Clark Fork," your descriptions of fly-fishing are pitch-perfect. Are you a fly-fisher, Mr. Bier? More importantly, are you a bait fisherman and a fly caster, like the character of that story?

JB:
Predominantly, yes. I bait fished also in full-sun afternoons. I was no fisherman at all. But I had comrades quickly enough in the English department to teach me. I started with lures, and bait, mainly. But then I would be fishing with a fly-fisherman and the sight of that fish striking just like that was so far superior to the excitement underwater with bait. And even on the lure. But action with a trout on the line is action no matter what. It was the visual aspect. Oh, my. But I really never perfected it to my satisfaction. I couldn’t get a long enough cast, wasn’t artful enough.


Both, “Incident” and “1945: The Twins” have remarkable endings—powerful and definitive. When you read, or re-read, a memorable short story, what is the impression you want to be left with, and what impression do you aim to leave readers with at the end of your stories?

JB:
Of course, you know, the main action of "1945" is a veteran's story. I wasn’t the particular veteran. I was a squad leader, 11 men, in the infantry in Europe. And for most of the time I was the youngest, and my apprehension was that I was too young to be leading 30, 40 year old men into battle. So the ending of "1945" was my fabrication. Had nothing to do with the body of the story. What interested me in the course of that story is the same  as "Incident"—pacing. I hoped it would start fast and keep going. Though I’m leisurely in “Incident.” So I was interested in different pacing. Was I capable of two different kinds of speed? Of course in "Incident" it’s all threat. It strikes me also the impact of some of these events in a war, the last 50 years, to get back to that thing now, and it really evolves Japanese atrocity. We were capable of stuff there and continually after. I’m ashamed of us, sometimes—our military. But the Japanese were often vicious. What they did with the Chinese—and with us. But we retaliated.

But you know, that wasn’t true on the Western Front—wasn’t true in Germany. We captured German troops. Often on the islands, surrendering Japanese were not taken—they were shot.

In my own experience, there was an incident of coming through a German town... The only real incident of atrocity... German citizens would put out a white sheet to inditicate “don’t shoot,” but often, in small towns, maybe we’d be held up and the soldiers would pull out, and the town was left. Then the German populace—older people, women, children—would be hiding in two places: in the basement of a church or in the city hall. So we’d come through the main street, sheets would be out. Once, one of my own men threw a hand grenade into the basement of a city hall. Nothing authorizes this. Nothing like that ever happened to me, except that moment. I grabbed that guy—I was squad leader—and had the opportunity of reporting him. I remember ramming him against the window. He was surprised by my reaction—like I was overreacting—“they’re the enemy no matter what age," he said. "I wanted to throw a grenade." He had never thrown one. All armies have guys like this. I didn’t report him. I made him promise never to do anything like that again.  


In, "1945: The Twins," I’m intrigued by your ability to describe these military flight missions so vividly. Were you a pilot in the war, also? What was the inspiration for this story?

JB:
There is a time after war when veterans somehow get together. Half the student-body at my college were GI’s. You gravitate towards the veterans. You gravitate to 25-30 men who had been in the war and had seen combat. There is, for instance, an episode in Transatlantic Lives about a man who fought at Bastogne, who I met in college. We traded stories—the action I’d seen, the action he’d seen. He told the story of a man who was dropped into China. In Western China. And then this story “The Twins” must have come from that exchange. That was told about twins. Now how much have I elaborated? I almost elaborated nothing in the battle of Bastogne story, in Transatlantic Lives. But it seems to me that I put a couple of things together about the twins that I heard about—one of the most earnest and horrendous stories that came to me about the exchange. And, yes, there were stories from Pilots, which helped.

When did you write this story?

JB:
10-15 years ago the story came to me. Revised it 5 years later, and then last year I revised it.

The final line of this story informs the reader that the writing came from, “Wildcat Road, Missoula Montana,” and this seems to put a profound kind of importance to the story. What was the intention behind including a specific place where the story originated.

JB:
I had none. Some things I pre-meditate. This, no. I’m surprised that this had an effect. The contrast between horrific war material and Montana—I guess that was not intended.


Friday, February 1, 2013

The Man Himself

Mr. Jesse Bier

Since last summer (2012) I've had the pleasure of getting to know Professor Emeritus Jesse Bier. We started up a professional relationship while I assisted him in preparing his novella, The Cannibal, for publication.

Over the course of our work together, I've become captivated by his gentlemanly demeanor, his no non-sense candor, and, of course, his literary insights. We've discussed the shifting landscape of American literature, the failure of military leadership since he served. He's shared devastating stories of GI's and intimate moments of his day to day life caring for his wife as she struggles with Alzheimer's. We've chatted about environmental degradation and what exactly makes a joke funny in French. He has given me poems to read and novels to transcribe. Along the way I've met his children, visited his home and brought my friends to meet him.

My time with Professor Bier has been humbling, edifying, and needed.

Through this blog I hope to share some of our discussions, his reflections, and his work. I've asked some of my writerly friends to contribute as well. We meet regularly at the local bagel joint to talk about writing and the world at large. His is a perspective I think my generation could grow from. And, hell, maybe it goes past that. Maybe we all need a little Jesse Bier.